549 Pacific Ave

  • $749,500
Alameda, California

Overview

  • Residential
  • Property Type
  • 2
  • Bedrooms
  • 1
  • Bathroom
  • 1
  • Garage
  • 874
  • Sqft
  • 435773
  • Property ID

Description

Seeking long term relationship. I was born in 1906 and well I can tell you, I’ve seen better days. I’m looking for that special someone who has the patience to bring me back to the lovely lady I used to be. I’m not picky, I need just someone to love me and tolerate my imperfections. My ideal mate doesn’t need to be perfect or rich, but I could use a little more than just cosmetic surgery. Don’t let my rough exterior scare you away because after a little therapy, I know you’ll see my true self shine through inside and out. I know “Marry Lisa” is on a lot of billboards right now, but if you marry me, I’ll do my best to provide for you for the rest of our lives. Open House Sat & Sun 2-4pm.

Details

Updated on October 11, 2025 at 6:10 am
Listed by Guy Blume, KW Advisors East Bay
  • Property ID: 435773
  • Price: $749,500
  • Property Size: 874 Sqft
  • Land Area: 5700 Square Feet
  • Bedrooms: 2
  • Bathroom: 1
  • Garage: 1
  • Year Built: 1906
  • Property Type: Residential
  • Property Status: Active

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